After the fight, Eggman sadly explains that he misses his wife to Tails, before he returns to his harsh demeanor and threatens to come back.Įggman later calls Shadow on his radio to question him if he has found Sonic yet, whom he calls 'that goddamn blue marble mother fucking son of a bitch' before Shadow tells him that he'll change the radio's frequency to his wife's voice. Near the end of their fight, Eggman is critically injured and threatens to call the police, to which Tails reveals that he is a member of. During their fight, Eggman angrily questions where Amy went (since she was right in front of him), but Tails somehow breaks his bones by shooting him. Eggman quickly corners her as she owes him an overdue debt of $100, but Tails arrives just in time. Later again, Eggman is seen with his team when Amy interrupts them before running off. Though the scientist is horrified at first, he then begins to laugh as he reveals that he has 70 alternative accounts, but Shadow and Rouge quickly expose them all as the latter reveals that she also fucked his wife and (somehow) found a Chaos Emerald in her vagina.Īt Prison Island, Eggman reluctantly forms a team with Rouge and Shadow, demanding them both to find Sonic (who he calls their local drug-dealer) before he blows up the island with them on it. Infuriated that Shadow has fucked his wife, he threatens to kill him (and then kill him again), before Shadow uses the Chaos Emerald, he stole to lock Eggman's account. The doctor later finds himself first softly singing the first verse of his version of 'Mad World', before suddenly screaming in pure anger as he finds himself in the military base once again, proclaiming 'I'M BACK IN THE FUCKING BUILDING AGAIN!!!' before going on a robot-destroying rampage in utter panic.Įggman returns the Space Colony ARK and finds Shadow logged on to his Twitter account. Instead, he finds live footage of Shadow's dick, including the hedgehog saying he's fucked Eggman's wife already and doesn't plan on stopping. He later appears during Knuckles and Rouge's argument, attempting to steal the Master Emerald before it shatters.Įggman then heads to his hidden pyramid base and logs on to his Twitter account to see what his wife Martha has been up to.

Eggman is amazed by Shadow's sudden appearance and asks him to join his team, but Shadow refuses and leaves to fuck Eggman's wife, leaving the latter enraged and dumbfounded. He then uses a Chaos Emerald as a last resort, but this unleashes Shadow the Hedgehog instead. After at least three years, Eggman finally manages to escape and tries to log on to his Twitter, but to no avail. 3.2 Sonic the Hedgehog (2006) and the Growth of an IndustryĮggman is first seen at the beginning of the video attempting to escape from a military base, but as time goes on, he becomes more paranoid and insane, as the robots become sentient and learn his name.3.1 Sonic Adventure 2 and the Limits of Man.~ Eggman's famous rant in the Dark Story, as he outs Shadow on Twitter and proceeds to piss on the moon, blowing half of it up. I've come to make an announcement: Shadow the Hedgehog's a bitch-ass motherfucker, he pissed on my fucking wife! That's right, he took his hedgehog fuckin' quilly dick out, and he pissed on my fucking wife, and he said his dick was (imitating Shadow) 'THIS BIG' (regular voice) and I said 'that's disgusting'! So I'm making a callout post on my : Shadow the Hedgehog, you got a small dick! It's the size of this walnut, except WAY smaller! And guess what? Here's what my dong looks like! (Eggman makes explosion sounds with his mouth) That's right, baby! Tall points, no quills, no pillows - look at that, it looks like two balls and a bong! He fucked my wife, so guess what!? I'm gonna fuck the Earth! That's right, this is what you get, my SUPER LASER PISS! Except I'm not gonna piss on the Earth, I'm gonna go higher! I'm pissing on the MOOOOOON! HOW DO YOU LIKE THAT, OBAMA!? I PISSED ON THE MOON, YOU IDIOT! You have twenty-three hours before the piss DRRROPLLLETS hit the fucking Earth! Now get out of my fucking sight, before I piss on you too!

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